Dog And Family Quotes

“Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother
willing to let him have one.”
Anonymous

“Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother,
so the dog can be fed regularly.”
Anonymous

“There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.”
Anonymous

“What are little boys made of?
Frogs and snails,
And puppy dog tails.
That's what little boys are made of.”
Anonymous

“The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.”
Henry Ward Beecher

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
Robert Benchley

“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot
do much harm one way or the other.”
Robert Benchley

“The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.”
Robert Benchley

“Every puppy should have a boy.”
Erma Bombeck

“Kids have little computer bodies with disks that store information. They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who lost the knob off the TV set six years ago, who got punished for teasing the dog when he wasn't teasing the dog and who had to wear girls boots the last time it snowed.”
Erma Bombeck