Dog Family Quotes

“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.”
Erma Bombeck

“Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight
and dump him into the bathtub.”
Erma Bombeck

“Give a boy a dog and you've furnished him a playmate.”
Berton Braley

“For me a house or an apartment becomes a home when you add one set of four legs, a happy tail, and that indescribable
measure of love that we call a dog.”
Roger Caras

“A house is not a home until it has a dog.”
Gerald Durrell

“When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and stuffed animals, pretend like they're real dogs.”
Dakota Fanning, child actress

“Our house was always filled with dogs... They helped make our house a kennel, it is true, but the constant patter of their filthy paws and the dreadful results of their brainless activities
have warmed me throughout the years.”
Helen Hayes

“Every time I told my cocker spaniel, Taffy, my very first dog, that we were going for a walk, she would launch into a celebratory dance that ended with her racing around the room, always clockwise, and faster and faster, as if her joy could not be possibly contained. Even as a young boy I knew that hardly any creature could express joy so vividly as a dog.”
Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother —
and they'll settle for a puppy every time.”
Winston Pendleton