Dogs Talking Quotes

“It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.”
Anonymous

“Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would look at you and think to itself, I may lick myself in public, but I'd never say anything as stupid as that."
Dave Barry

“The question is not, Can they reason? Nor, Can they talk?
But rather, Can they suffer?”
Jeremy Bentham

“If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do people.”
Karel Capek

“A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.”
Chuang-tzu

“Many of us have to spell words such as "out," "cookie," and "bath" when conversing with other people, lest we unnecessarily excite our pets. And even then they often understand. I've actually had clients who resorted to using a second language around their dogs, but after a while their perceptive pooches caught on. Who says dogs don't understand us?”
Warren Eckstein

“The friendship of a dog is precious. It becomes even more so when one is so far removed from home.... I have a Scottie. In him I find consolation and diversion... he is the "one person" to whom I can talk without the conversation coming back to war.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower

“When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're not people.”
Julia Glass

“Humans were denied the speech of animals. The only common ground of communication upon which dogs and men can get together is in fiction.”
O. Henry, Memoirs of Yellow Dog