Dogs Training

I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to me.
Jeff Daniels, on the filming of 101 Dalmatians

“In dog training, jerk is a noun, not a verb.”
Dr. Dennis Fetko

“Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog's blanket for him, or bring him his supper when he comes home man-tired at night.”
Corey Ford

“Men cannot think like dogs.... [There exists] a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human who is given an intricate problem will spend all day trying to solve it, but a canine will have the sense to give up and do something else instead.”
Corey Ford

“Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behaviour problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than love and respect.”
Michael W. Fox

“There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by what he or any of his friends have produced, hates to leave it,
adores smelling it,and sometimes eats it.”
Paul Gallico