Funny Dogs Quotes

“When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.”
Honoré de Balzac

“My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car.”
Mazo de la Roche

“She never sat down in a car but stood, braced tense, facing the wind. Now and again she would turn her face toward me with an apologetic expression as though to say: "I have not forgotten that you are here but there are certain pleasures I cannot share with you." Her nose never ceased its sensitive quivering.
Mazo de la Roche

“The more I see of the depressing nature of people,
the more I admire my dogs.”
Alphonse de Lamartine

“The more I see of men the more I like dogs.”
Madame de Staël

“Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If that dog weren't on a leash, he'd be off after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat.”
Selma Diamond

“Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.”
Phyllis Diller

Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle.
He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.
Phyllis Diller

“Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.”
Phyllis Diller