Funny Dogs - Jokes & Quotes

“It was a fine fall morning in Paris, crisp and clear, and Benji was quite full of himself, cavorting near the fountain, playing with the children who had inexplicably materialized out of nowhere at the first whiff of a movie star. Their faces radiated and they took turns gently stroking his head. Those Benji chose to favour with a big sloppy lick exploded with laughter, and one young girl ran to her mother, screeching in
French that she would never wash her face again.”
Joe Camp, writer of Benji

Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything was going splendidly," she later remarked, "until my bosom barked."
Beatrice Stella Campbell

“Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.”
George Carlin

“A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one,
just empty out your purse.”
Jean Carroll

“I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem.
They have a femme fatale limb.”
Jasper Carrott

“Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail,
then he has a weak-end.”
June Carter

“Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls...
because they can.”
Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones) Sex and the City

“I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half Pit Bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me.”
Jimi Celeste