Funny Quotes About Dogs

“In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.”
Edward Abbey

“It is not an easy thing to inflate a dog.”
Edward Abbey

“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
Edward Abbey

“In a dog-eat-dog world, it is the dogmatic domain of dog lovers to offer dodge a dog's chance to rise above the dog days
for a doggone good time.”
AKC Gazette

“When a dog wants to hang out the "Do Not Disturb" sign, as all of us do now and then, he is regarded as a traitor to his species.”
Ramona C. Albert

"You'll never call him Fifi again."
Lynda Barry

“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people
can be persuaded to go for a walk.”
O.A. Battista

“Where are the dogs going, you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are very punctilious,
without wallets, notes, and without briefcases.”
Charles Baudelaire

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.”
Robert Benchley

“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.”
Robert Benchley