Puppy Quotes & Jokes

“A puppy plays with every pup he meets,
but an old dog has few associates.”
Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw)

“Every puppy should have a boy.”
Erma Bombeck

“Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin,
is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.”
Arthur Guiterman

“Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."
Gene Hill

“People have been asking me if I was going to have kids,
and I had puppies instead.”
Kate Jackson

“The biggest dog has been a pup.”
Joaquin Miller

“Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved,
plus numerous other ailments of life."
Richard Allan Palm

“When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.”
Sara Paretsky

“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother -
and they'll settle for a puppy every time.”
Winston Pendleton

“A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.”
Agnes Repplier