Puppy Quotes & Jokes

“When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.”
Albert Payson Terhune

“Inside every Newfoundland, Boxer, Elkhound and Great Dane is a puppy longing to climb on to your lap.”
Helen Thomson

“I would recommend to those persons who are inclined to stagnate, whose blood is beginning to thicken sluggishly in their veins, to try keeping four dogs, two of which are puppies.”
Elizabeth von Arnum

“[Being a parent] is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy.”
Barbara Walters

“No symphony orchestra ever played music like a
two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.”
Bern Williams

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
Bern Williams

“There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.”
Angus Young