Quotes About Dogs And Movies

Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was always getting pinned under the tractor, and Lassie was always rushing back to the farmhouse to alert the other ones. She'd whimper and tug at their sleeves, and they'd always waste precious minutes saying things: "Do you think something's wrong? Do you think she wants us to follow her? What is it, girl?" as if this had never happened before, instead of every week. What with all the time these people spent pinned under the tractor, I don't see how they managed to grow any crops whatsoever. They probably got by on federal crop supports, which Lassie filed the applications for.
Dave Barry

“It was a fine fall morning in Paris, crisp and clear, and Benji was quite full of himself, cavorting near the fountain, playing with the children who had inexplicably materialized out of nowhere at the first whiff of a movie star. Their faces radiated and they took turns gently stroking his head. Those Benji chose to favor with a big sloppy lick exploded with laughter, and one young girl ran to her mother, screeching in
French that she would never wash her face again.”
Joe Camp, writer of Benji

“I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.”
John Candy, as Barf, in Spaceballs

“Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls...
because they can.”
Kim Cattrall, (Samantha Jones) Sex and the City

“Dog movies nowadays are not what dog movies were 50 or even 10 years ago. For one thing, the dogs have become better actors.”
Benjamin Cheever

“Like all celebrities, they've got a routine when on the road: first-class seat (always right side, second row, window), a stretch limo waiting, the finest suites and Evian water.”
Todd Copilevitz, writing about Nipper and Chipper,
the RCA Jack Russell terriers

“You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?”
Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs